Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Jane's Addiction brings Dave Navarro's Pecs to NJ

I think I stepped into a time warp tonight at the Wellmont.  Jane's Addiction rolled into town with their 10 foot tall statues of well-endowed buxom lasses, their real-life buxom lasses (at one point on trapezes with microphones and 15 foot long hoop skirts, at another in, imagine, bondage-style outfits and gasp, riding crops).  Dave Navarro brought his perfectly sculpted pecs and Perry Farrell wore Rick Owens.  Film clips showed stripping 50's pin-up girls.  Wow, large bosoms before implants.  Imagine.
Some things don't really improve with age.  Or maybe, some things just seem dated, regardless.  If there was any tongue-in-cheek to the retro misogynist vibe, I guess it was lost on me.  The band did sound tight, Farrell's voice had presence and his dancing some intriguing moves, but this was not a night at the Wellmont I'll need to remember.  Strike the pose, anyone?  Rock Vogue.

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